Just so you know....

........I am still alive.

I was out of town for a week, on on the way I caught a nasty virus.  Coughing, fever, sore chest.  Even my hair hurts, so I haven't had the time or inclination to post.  Doc says all I can do is treat the symptoms and ride it out. Yippee cayay.

I've read a couple of little things around here and there that I've been thinking about.  Like bumper stickers in my mind:

"Intelligence is the most potent aphrodisiac."

"Don't worry, it's only kinky the first time."

"Duct tape: turning 'No, no, no!' into 'Mmm, mmm, mmm!"