Sixteen Little Red Noses and a Horse that Sweats

Parody AND the Blues.  Does it get any better?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fTrFUYfyVtA

The Truth Is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PWSx0bBiNIs

Who can handle the truth?  Certainly not I.

Happy Saint Pats!

This for all the petite women I know and love.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Y'all! 

This from 'The Henpecked Giant' in the book 'Irish Wonders', popular folk tales as told by the people of Ireland:

"But its me own belafe that the most sarious mishtake av Finn's was in marryin' a little woman.  There's thim that says all wimmin is a mishtake be nacherbut there's a big differ bechuxt a little woman an' a big wan, the the little wans have sowls too big for their bodies, so are always lookin' out for a big man to marry, an the bigger he is, the betther they like him , as knowin' they can manage him all the aisier.  So it was wid Finn an' his little wife, for be hook an' crook she rejuiced him in that obejince that if she towld him for to go an' shtand on his head in the corner he'd do it wid the risk av his life, bekase he'd wanted to die an' go to heaven as he heard the priest say there was no marryin' there, an' though he did n't dare to hint it, he belaved in his sowl that the rayzon was the wimmin did n't get that far."

California dreaming....

....on such a winters day.

Happy Valentine's Day!

One Foot in the Blues!

Is it you again outside
Just banging on the front door?
You say you had enough
Now you're comin' back for more

But that's alright
I said that, "That's alright"
I may not want to admit it
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe

Now I don't mind when you send money
And bring your girlfriends with you
But how could one be so thoughtless to try
And handle less than two?

But that's alright
I said that, "That's alright, baby"
I may not want to admit it
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe, yea

Now I'm tellin' everybody
It seems too good to be true
Sweet things can always get sweeter
I know mine did, how about you?

Yes, it's alright
I said, "Yes it, yes it is, that's alright"
I may not want to admit it
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe
Admit it

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Frohliche' Weinachten, Y'all!

Father Christmas from...The Kinks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CjaPXihbORk

Sister Golden Hair surprise?

The old prospector found a nugget today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DjnxfWK-wUA

every night before i go to sleep
he’s always right there curled beneath my feet
with his big brown eyes and his collar at the end of my leash
and some metal in his mouth
so that he doesn’t feel he has to speak

and your mistress loves you just the way she can
though you look more like a dog than you ever did a man
oh I know it isn’t healthy and i know it’s not allowed
but what the fuck would i do if you didn’t stay around

sometimes it is hard to love some one
when the world tells you your kind of love is wrong
but the view from up here of him on his knees oh it’s a beautiful one
and this has grew into something much more
than just some freaks having their fun

this goddess can love you the only way she could
and you know when i say bad boy that i really mean you’re good
who cares if it’s ungodly, who cares if it’s obscene
cause when you’re licking my boots it’s like licking my sins clean

and the scars you have
they are just like mine
only yours are on your back and mine are hidden in my mind
i take the weight of being man off you, and you let me play with it for an hour or two
or forever?

some girls call their men to know they’re not doing wrong
well i call my man sissy and put him in a leather thong
and other girls play games like jealousy and hard to get
my games are interrogation, bondage based and wet
other chicks can keep their ugg boots, and pastel polo tops
ill be in my vinyl boots wielding a leather crop
those girls may be softer or prettier and tame
but i know that you wouldn’t have me any other way
cause i know that i wouldn’t have you

and the scars you have
they are just like mine
only yours are on your back and mine are hidden in my mind